GONO yeya

Heeii whatz up all the lovely students and wretched folks of the premier university. I hope everything is ok. I'm good and me being the standard and the one who does all the talking, i say that we are all fine.
So we are all fine and doing great by the grace of our Lord Jesus and we are keeping on with the hefty lecture and learning atmosphere of this beautiful and interesting institution.To the 100's who thought the university was a place for massive chilling and that it was an avenue for grabbing without doing your research on the ladies and not equiping yourself like Tagoe says it,"the university is not a place for poor people".So if you were not able to hit it last semester then know that the great angel of death called 1.5 is on your trail and you can only overcome by being saveed which requires being baptized and birthed into a church of studies, but like God told JOshua, do not let the words and terminologies of your lecturers notes depart from your mouth but meditate nad ponder over them both day and night.So i hope you make it and i see you the next semester.
Enough of my over pompous and advisory attitude, i am really sorry but take me serious guys and gals for if you have heard this message haredn not you heart for the exams will judge you at the right time say May.
But eerm..i would like to expound on one of the beautiful scenes that took place here yesterday when one Sarbah boy dared to show his evil talents in the most revered of halls and also at the wrong time right under the nose of the chief vandal.
This Viking instead of setting the pace of being a good pirate,chose to be like one of those from whom their name was derived by being a pirate stealing the chest of knowledge {a book} in the library. May be unknown to him or thinking he could set the pace for others did it right under the palace of the Chief Vandal and being apprehended got furious instead of pleading for mercy.
Checking from him of his I.D card he was a Viking the enemies of the Vandals and for that matter was the exhibit for the freshers to see what they had heard of for sometime Gono.
Oh! GONO!
GONO YE YA OOOOOHH!
He was placed on the famous gono cart and was sang behind and made populous for his prowess in such uncivil acts, from the city to the gate and back to the muddy gardens of the Balme library.There the chief vandal in his knowledge and great control of the english language sentenced him to five rounds of SHAMORO. To those who don't know this, its the walking up and down like Isaac in the as he waited for his bride but this time with a stafff like that of Moses.
After that his real punishment started with ponding with a dustbin and then the cups were used to have the maximum of effect. Don't think we just stood staring at the capital punishment of the thief of Wednesday, there were songs of which we insulted the Vikings for their foolishness and charged the ponders to do their job to the best of their ability.
Wo si wope gono 2x
gono na wo benya
Ye ye, ye eee yeee
wo si wope gono ah gono na wo benya
After these he was baptised head up and head down, ie. with the back up and the stomach up.After he was nicely escorted to the compound house of the vikings.

"Such mumuletic acts are not encouraged....." from the Chief Vandal.